Why Fire Trucks Are Always Red

Thanks, to my friend, Roger (Roger stutters. But this would flow through his lips like shat from a whippoorwill' s ass in honeysuckle time)

• A fire truck has 6 wheels and 6 men
  
• 6 and 6 make 12
• There are 12 inches on a ruler
• Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
• Queen Elizabeth was also a ship that sailed the seven seas
• The seas have fish, the fish have fins, the Fins fought the Russians
• Russian's are red
  
• Fire Trucks are always rushin'
• So fire trucks are always red!